Talentless Whores

I don’t watch CNN or MSNBC really much but this clip is great. As much as I love to make fun of Paris, Britney, Lindsay and all the other talentless whores of the world I d DO NOT think they are news worthy on stations like that. There are much bigger and more important real things going on in the world to waste time talking about these idiots. So I give tons of credit to Mika Brzezinski of MSNBC for finally saying it and standing by it in this clip.Â�

Now this is the Paris we have grown to love all dressed in the smallest thing possible. It shouldn’t be long before her tits are popping out in front of the hundreds of paparazzi standing around the beach waiting for that money shot.

Be prepared for several bikini pics of Paris in the upcoming days.

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Well it didn’t last too long here she is back in some great Walmart attire again.

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Lilly Allen turns herself in to police in London today stemming from a altercation on March 13 with a photographer. Oh this next generation of bad girls are popping up all over the world. Oh and you know how we like our bad girls here. Source

Here are a couple of our favorite pics from the past.

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Great wig Britney oops I mean Paris. That sure does help everyone not recognize you while you take a well deserved break from everythingÂ� you have goneÂ� through. The rest of the outfit looks great. Someone must have explained to you that Walmart isn’t just a place to buy walls but you can also get the top fashions there too.

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Damn, the first show she was supposed to perform at was here in Vegas and I won’t get to see her perform. It appears she refuses to actually sing and only want to lip sync and dance. Wow all those old timers that can still carry a tune and actually perform and she is so untalanted that she can’t go do a short set with real singing involved. At least you can check out this video of her NOT lip syncing and then some pictures of her dancing and pretending she has talent. Source

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Hey check out the bag of weed in her purse & the joint in her car.

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Way to go Larry King on first bragging about he has never interviewed Paris Hilton because “What has she done?” you said. Now you hit the rating jackpot and get the first interview. So why not be prepared when she lies to you like never doing drugs or did you also think she wouldn’t be soooo stupid to think people haven’t seen these videos.

Another TMZ Video

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Well so much for giving her credit for figuring out where to get dressed and undressed. She comes right back in some tacky ass bra outfit with net see thru shirt and best of all she is changing in the car. I mean the dozens of paparazzi standing around any car she is in wouldn’t be taking pictures of her would they?Â� What kind of idiotÂ� gets dressed inside a car with tons of people standing around?

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Exciting news from Lindsay Lohan’s people. She apparently is clean, sober and happy ready to get back to work. Of course she is still a slut and has found a couple guys to throw herself at while in rehab but as long as she is happy.

To top things off, literally, Lindsay was in the pool with her new guy when her bikini top “came off.” LiLo acted like she didn’t know how it happened, says the insider, and he helped her back into it!

But Lindsay was most outrageous in her private bedroom after “lights out” – and it has landed her in major hot water with the Promises staff. Residents are strictly forbidden to entertain members of the opposite sex in their rooms, and staffers check on them regularly.

Around midnight on June 17, Lindsay was caught getting seriously cozy with the hunky patient – wearing nothing but a skimpy, short nightie!

The laughing pair went silent when the staffer walked in. A source reveals “As Lindsay got off her bed, her nightgown rode up. The staffer could see that she was wearing no underwear.”

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I don’t know alot of people who get tattoo’s on their head but I do love tat’s and this one is hella cute. Way to go Joss.

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Wow this is at least close to appropriate for what Britney usually does. At least she figured out you should change your close in a dressing room. Maybe next time she will just not come out halfway through the process of changing. Let’s at least give her credit for making an attempt.

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We’ve seen her naked in movies and in Playboy but here are a few candids of her on the beach. Source

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So Britney has finally realized she is past her prime and is joining the old folks tour. Everyone has seen those tours that come around every summer hitting the state fairs and festivals. You know the ones with old 80’s artists and bands trying to scrounge the last dime out of their previous fame. Well add Britney to that listÂ� playing onÂ� June 30 at L.A.’s Greek Theatre, she’s due to join Cyndi Lauper, Erasure, Debbie Harry, The Dresden Dolls, The MisShapes with special guest Jeffree Star and host Margaret Cho live onstage for the “True Colors” concert tour. Source…

So in celebration of fading fame we will jump in the time machine and take a look at some pics of Britney when she was hot.

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