Talentless Whores

Well I ran across 2 of the new tracks Britney Spears has been working on. I guess this nutcase can’t even buy good songs anymore or maybe she is actually picking them and not letting a team of professionals who should be trying to help her comeback make the choices for her.

This track you have probably heard already.

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This one was new to me and just about the funniest thing I have heard in ages. Seriously one of the lines says “I’m just a girl with the ability to drive a man crazy - make him cum in my mouth”

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So who really needs to where pants when you go out in public and hundreds of paparazzi follow your every footstep. Of course not Britney Spears. I mean if you can go swimming at the spur of the moment in your panties and bra then why not just skip wearing pants all together. This chick has straight lost her mind and I am not sure how her kids are still living under the same roof as her. There is just to many things I can write to make fun of her and this outfit but it’s easier to just let the pictures speak for themselves.

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Lindsay Lohan has reportedly been caught taking drugs in rehab.
The ‘Mean Girls’ star was allegedly forced to undergo a drugs test by staff at Utah’s Cirque Lodge facility, and the results came back positive.
Lindsay, 21, has now been warned if she does not stay clean she will be thrown out of the centre.
A source is quoted as saying: “Lindsay got called into the director’s office on August 15 and was questioned about drugs. When ordered to take a drug test, she reluctantly complied but screamed and cursed at the medical director before storming out the room. She was told that if she couldn’t conform to the programme she’d have to leave.”
According to reports it is not Lindsay’s first indiscretion since entering Cirque Lodge earlier this month.

She is said to have been caught having sex in a toilet cubicle with a male patient, and is reportedly frequently late to meetings and refuses to do any chores or menial tasks such as washing up.
Lindsay entered the rehab centre following her arrest on July 24 after she crashed her car following a high-speed car chase in Santa Monica. She was in possession of cocaine when she was taken into custody.

Last week, Lindsay pleaded guilty to two charges of being under the influence of a controlled substance (cocaine) and pleaded no contest to two charges of DUI (driving under the influence of alcohol). She also pleaded no contest to one charge of reckless driving.
After entering her plea bargain, she was sentenced to one day in jail and 36 months probation for her offences and ordered to undergo an 18-month alcohol rehabilitation programme.
This is the troubled actress’ third stint in rehab. She previously stayed at the Wonderland and Promises facilities in Los Angeles. Source

Socialite Kim Kardashian, fashion model Caroline D’Amore and WWE blonde bombshell Torrie Wilson, partying Wednesday at Tangerine nightclub (Treasure Island). Kardashian and D’Amore dined at Social House restaurant (Treasure Island) prior to their visit to Tangerine nighclub.

Socialites Paris and Nicky Hilton on the main VIP stage Tuesday at Pure nightclub inside Caesars Palace. Also Paris Hilton and Micheline Pitt. Pitt is Hilton’s makeup artist and personal assistant

Singer/actress Mandy Moore performs during her Mblem spring collection debut party at Ghostbar on Monday inside the Palms.

Music star Ciara and Eve pose for photos at the Signature Apparel party at TAO Beach on Tuesday atop The Venetian.

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Actress Brittany Daniel, dining Monday at Social House restaurant (Treasure Island).

Socialite Paris Hilton, partying with friends Monday at Pure nightclub (Caesars Palace) and Light nightclub (Bellagio). Earlier in the evening, Hilton dined at Social House restaurant (Treasure Island).

Steve Irwin’s widow, Terri, daughter Bindi and son Robert, taking in Greg Popovich’s Comedy Pet Theatre at V Theatre (Planet Hollywood Resort) on Sunday. Robert was one-month old when his father created an international firestorm by holding him while feeding a chicken to an advancing crocodile in January 2004 on a television show.

NBA players Amare Stoudemire (Phoenix Suns) and Drew Gooden (Cleveland Cavaliers), dining with separate parties Sunday at N9NE steakhouse (Palms).

Actor Tony Danza, attending Lee Roy Reams’ one-man show Sunday, presented by the Performing Arts Society of Nevada at the Flamingo Library performance theater.

Actor Wilmer Valderrama, dining Sunday at Social House restaurant (Treasure Island). Valderrama dined at Tao Asian Bistro on Saturday inside The Venetian with a large group of friends before moving the party upstairs to Tao nightclub.

Adult entertainment icon Jenna Jameson and boyfriend Tito Ortiz, partying Saturday at Body English nightclub (Hard Rock Hotel). Also at Body English: Los Angeles Lakers player Luke Walton and New Jersey Nets standout Richard Jefferson …

Singer Robin Thicke, celebrating his concert Saturday at dinner with wife Paula Patton and father, Alan Thicke, and several friends at Tao Asian Bistro (The Venetian). Following dinner, the large continued to party at Tao nightclub.

Actor/comedian Jaime Kennedy, with Shannon Funk (Britney Spears’ former assistant) at Body English nightclub early Sunday inside the Hard Rock Hotel. Kennedy was in town to meet with Jeff Beacher, who is reportedly in discussions to have Kennedy host an upcoming “Beacher’s Madhouse” show.

Actor Tony Danza and his road manager Al Hassan, checking out comedian George Carlin’s performance Sunday at The Orleans Showroom.

“Desperate Housewives” actress Felicity Huffman and her husband/actor William H. Macy, viewing “BODIES … The Exhibition” on Saturday at the Tropicana.

Actor Harrison Ford, actress Calista Flockhart and their son, Liam, at Cirque du Soleil show, “O” on Saturday night at the Bellagio. … NBA star LeBron James (Cleveland Cavaliers), took in “O” on Friday.

Husband-wife actors William H. Macy and Felicity Huffman, attending a performance of “Love” on Saturday at The Mirage.

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I don’t see any mother of the year awards coming her way soon and apparently either does child services. There has been a unscheduled hearing today at L.A. County Superior Court in response to some complaints about mistreatment by Britney.

TMZ Reports.

Sources tell TMZ the L.A. County Department of Children and Family Services “abuse investigation” into Britney Spears does not involve physical mistreatment of her children.

Sources say the complaint lodged with DCFS involves allegations of poor dental hygiene, as well as poor eating and sleeping habits for her kids. Curiously, although DCFS keeps these allegations secret, they ended up in legal papers filed today by K-Fed’s attorney, Mark Vincent Kaplan, suggesting it might have been Fed-Ex himself who lodged the complaint.

And get this: DCFS is all too familiar with the family. We’ve learned that another anonymous complaint was filed with DCFS on July 2, but it went nowhere.

Sources say DCFS has put both Britney and K-Fed under the microscope in the past. In February, 2006, DCFS famously investigated Britney after the notorious car seat incident with Sean Preston. Ditto April, 2006 (while Brit and K-Fed were still together), after Sean Preston fell out of a high chair — another DCFS investigation came and went.

 

“Hairspray” star Brittany Snow, walking the red carpet Friday at Revolution Lounge inside The Mirage.

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Detroit Pistons star Richard Hamilton, actress/model Brittany Snow and mixed-martial artist Frank Trigg, partying Friday at Pure nightclub (Caesars Palace).

Illusionist David Copperfield and MTV reality TV star Whitney Port (”The Hills”), dining Friday at Social House restaurant inside Treasure Island.

Former UFC champion Andrei Arlovsky, dining at Social House restaurant Friday before heading downstairs to Tangerine nightclub where Playboy model Patrycja Mikula hosted the evening’s festivities.

Actor/comedian Jamie Kennedy, partying Friday at Jet nightclub (The Mirage).

Earth, Wind & Fire’s Verdine White, checking out Tryst nightclub Friday night inside Wynn Las Vegas …

UFC stars Diego Sanchez and Rashad Evans, holding a meet-and-greet session with their fans Friday at Dick’s Last Resort (Excalibur). Fellow UFC standout Keith Jardine joined them later in the evening as well.

Steve Schrippa, of “The Sopranos,” in the audience at Earth Wind and Fire’s concert Thursday night at the Las Vegas Hilton.

Singer Robin Thicke and his wife, Paula Patton, partying Thursday at Tao nightclub (The Venetian). Also at Tao: NBA player Donyell Marshall (Cleveland Cavaliers) and former NBA standout Mitch Richmond …

Members of the band 311, stopping by Dick’s Last Resort on Thursday inside Excalibur.

Ottawa Senators goaltender Ray Emery, partying Wednesday at Tangerine nightclub (Treasure Island). Also at Tangerine, actor Alan Tudyk …

Singer Jackie Jackson, of the Jackson 5, window shopping Thursday inside the Miracle Mile Shops at Planet Hollywood Resort.

Cleveland Cavaliers forward Drew Gooden, dining Tuesday at Nove Italiano (Palms) for the third time in four days with friends. Gooden later visited Moon nightclub at the Palms.

Denver Nuggets star Carmelo Anthony and Utah Jazz guard Deron Williams, dining Tuesday at N9NE steakhouse (Palms) before heading next door to Rain nightclub for the FIBA basketball banquet.

Illusionist David Blaine, NBA stars LeBron James, Kobe Bryant. Jason Kidd, Amare Stoudemire, Dwight Howard, Tayshaun Prince, Carmelo Anthony and Chauncey Billups, and Duke coach Mike Kryzyzewski, attending Tuesday’s FIBA basketball event at the Palms Pool & Bungalows (Palms).

“Dancing with the Stars” quartet Joey Fatone, Joey Lawrence, Joey McIntyre and Drew Lachey, taking a VIP booth Tuesday on the dance floor at Moon nightclub (Palms). Also at Moon nightclub: Illusionist David Blaine, former UNLV standout/Phoenix Suns player Marcus Banks, NBA player Cuttino Mobley (Los Angeles Clippers) and rapper Too Short.

UFC fighter Wanderlei Silva and Dallas Mavericks forward Erick Dampier, partying Tuesday with separate groups at Pure nightclub (Caesars Palace).

UFC fighter Georges St. Pierre, dining Tuesday at ESPN Zone (New York New York) with his manager and corner team.

NBA legend Michael Jordan and Playboy Playmate Jordan Monroe, partying Monday with separate groups at Jet nightclub (The Mirage). Also at Jet nightclub: former NBA standout Charles Oakley and rapper Too Short.

Playboy Playmate Jordan Monroe, dining Monday at Social House restaurant (Treasure Island).

Actors Leonardo DiCaprio and Kevin Connolly, checking out Bare Pool (Mirage) on Saturday while cooling off with Lava Flows, a frozen blend of pina colada mixed with strawberry daiquiri. After dining with Rick Salomon at Stack Restaurant & Bar at The Mirage, they headed for the VIP section at Jet (Mirage).

Kevin Federline, hitting up Tao Las Vegas (The Venetian) for the second consecutive day on Saturday with a large group of friends. Federline’s group started at Tao Beach before going to dinner at Tao Asian Bistro. Federline’s posse then capped their fun day with a visit to Tao nightclub.

Actors Ioan Gruffudd and Matthew Rhys, partying Saturday at Tao nightclub (The Venetian).

Illusionist David Blaine, San Antonio Spurs guard Michael Finley and Phoenix Suns star Amare Stoudemire, dining Saturday in separate parties at N9NE restaurant (Palms).

NBA star LeBron James (Cleveland Cavaliers), Phoneix Suns star Amare Stoudemire, illusionist Criss Angel, adult entertainment star Ron Jeremy and former UFC champion Chuck Liddell, partying Saturday at the “Mudsummer Night’s Dream” event at the Palms Pool & Bungalows.

Illusionist Criss Angel, Detroit Pistons guard Chauncey Billups and adult entertainment star Ron Jeremy, taking in the sights and sounds Saturday in separate parties at Moon nightclub (Palms).

The cast of MTV’s hit reality TV show, “The Hills,” dining at Social House restaurant Saturday inside Treasure Island.

MTV reality TV stars Audrina Patridge and Brody Jenner at the Rehab pool party Sunday at the Hard Rock Hotel.

“America’s Next Top Model” winner Caridee English at Pure nightclub on Friday.

Stepfanie Kramer, who played Sgt. Dee Dee McCall for six years on the popular NBC-TV series “Hunter,” at a birthday party Friday for her cousin, Ellen Robinson, left, of Denver, at Wynn Las Vegas.

Model Ashlyn at Lucky Strike Lanes on Friday inside the Rio.

Playboy Playmate Jordan Monroe, lounging Monday with Playboy models Taryn Terrell and Dana Dicillo at the weekly Relax pool party (Hard Rock Hotel). At Sunday’s weekly Rehab pool party at the Hard Rock Hotel: NBA star LeBron James, Deron Williams (Utah Jazz), Carmelo Anthony (Denver Nuggets), Drew Gooden (Cleveland Cavaliers), Chauncey Billups (Detroit Pistons), former NBA player Dee Brown, actor/comedian Drew Carey, actors Kevin Dillon, Ioan Gruffudd and Matthew Rhys, Kevin Federline, MTV reality TV stars Brody Jenner and Audrina Patridge … Dillon was his 42nd birthday at the venue. NBA star LeBron James (Cleveland Cavaliers), NBA star Carmelo Anthony (Denver Nuggets), rapper Too Short, actor Ioan Gruffudd and MTV reality TV star Brody Jenner, partying Sunday at Body English nightclub (Hard Rock Hotel) … Playboy Playmate Jordan Monroe, partying with Playboy models Taryn Terrell, Dana Dicillo and Vanessa Raia at Body English nightclub (Hard Rock Hotel) … Brody Jenner, Lauren Conrad, Frankie Delgado, Audrina Patridge and Lauren Bosworth, dining Saturday at Social House restaurant (Treasure Island) before heading to Pure nightclub (Caesars Palace). Also at Social House: poker star David Williams and Maxim cover model Tami Donaldson, who later headed to Tangerine nightclub where actor Ethan Embry was also partying. Also at Pure: actress Helen Mirren, former Major League Baseball standout Chuck Knoblauch, poker star David Williams, actress/model Devon Aoki and former Kansas City Chiefs running back Christian Okoye … Devon Aoki, lounging Saturday at Venus Pool Club (Caesars Palace). Also at Venus: “America’s Next Top Model” winner Caridee English …nBlonde bombshell Pamela Anderson, partying Friday at Jet nightclub (The Mirage). Comedian Drew Carey, motocross star Carey Hart, racing driver Jimmy Vasser and former Major League Baseball standout Chuck Knoblauch, partying Friday at Body English nightclub (Hard Rock). NBA stars LeBron James (Cleveland Cavaliers) and Carmelo Anthony (Denver Nuggets), partying Friday at Pure nightclub (Caesars Palace). Also at Pure nightclub: supermodel/actress Devon Aoki celebrating her 25th birthday, “America’s Next Top Model” winner Caridee English and actor Ioan Gruffudd (”Fantastic Four”) … Actress/supermodel Devon Aoki and “America’s Next Top Model” winner Caridee English, dining Friday at Social House restaurant (Treasure Island). NBA players Amare Stoudemire, Carmelo Anthony, Joe Johnson, Quentin Richardson, Chris Paul and Michael Finley, partying Friday at OPM nightclub (Forum Shops at Caesars). Kevin Federline, making the rounds Friday at Tao Las Vegas with a large group of friends. Federline and his crew started their day at Tao Beach before heading to Tao Asian Bistro. Later in the evening, the group partied at Tao nightclub inside The Venetian. … Also at Tao nightclub: Phoenix Suns star Amare Stoudemire … Dallas Mavericks owner Mark Cuban, partying with friends Friday at Ghostbar (Palms). The cast of MTV hit reality TV show, “The Hills,” dining Friday at N9NE steakhouse (Palms) before heading upstairs to Ghostbar to do some late-night filming for the show. The group is also in town to celebrate Brody Jenner’s birthday today at Pure nightclub inside Caesars Palace. Model Ashlyn, rolling a few frames Friday at Lucky Strike Lanes (Rio) before heading to Coyote Ugly (New York New York) where she hosted the evening’s festivities. Blonde beauty Pamela Anderson, playing a round of golf Friday with sons, Dylan and Brandon, at Spanish Trails Country Club. Anderson, who stars in illusionist Hans Klok’s, “The Beauty of Magic,” signed an extension Thursday to extend her stay at Planet Hollywood Resort show. NBA legend Michael Jordan and retired NBA star Charles Oakley, dining Thursday at Stack restaurant (The Mirage). After Jordan and Oakley left, Boston Celtics coach Doc Rivers came in for a quick dinner. Vanessa Bryant, wife of Los Angeles Lakers star Kobe Bryant, shopping Thursday at Intermix (Forum Shops at Caesars). Bryant left the store all smiles with a purchase of several items. Seattle SuperSonics players Kevin Durant and Nick Collison, dining Wednesday at N9NE restaurant (Palms). Also dining at N9NE in separate parties: rapper Xzibit, Sacramento Kings guard Mike Bibby and Dallas Mavericks forward Josh Howard. NBA star LeBron James (Cleveland Cavaliers) and NBA rookie Kevin Durant (Seattle SuperSonics), dining Tuesday with separate parties at Joe’s Seafood, Prime Steak & Stone Crab (Forum Shops at Caesars). Legendary skateboarder Tony Hawk, dining Monday at Tao Asian Bistro (The Venetian) with his wife and two children.

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Well it’s been awhile since this story broke about Vanessa Minnillo and Nick Lachey and their uncensored Mexico vacation but here are a couple of the pics that got posted online today. They aren’t that great but it’s the only ones out there right now. As soon as some good quality ones get released I will get them right up for everyone.

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Well in the light of K-Fed trying to get more custody of his and Britney’s 2 kids and everyone else thinking Britney should have those kids snatched away from her faster then Lindsay can do an 8 ball, drink a bottle of Smirnoff and fuck some random guy in the club. She now has a few of her ex-nannies coming forward giving some very disturbing details of how Britney is with and around her children.

Apparently, when Brit isn’t busy filling the kids full of their favorite caffeinated concoctions, including coffee, “she also lets them sit in soiled diapers for hours until someone else changes them,” the source told Star. “And she keeps both children up late at night to ensure they sleep late - this includes waking them up if they fall asleep before 11 p.m.”

As for her other child-care foibles, Star’s source says, “she tried to whiten (Sean Preston’s) teeth using Crest Whitestrips, but he kept crying. Finally, Britney threw the strips away, telling Sean, ‘Fine, you’ll just have ugly teeth then!”‘

“When Britney is upset, she yells and screams at the boys and once told them, ‘You were both mistakes!’ She’s called them ‘burdens, a pain in the ass and the reason (your) father left,”‘ claims the source.”

Another shocking revelation: “She drinks in front of the kids,” one former staffer says of Spears, 25, who spent 28 days at Promises Treatment Center earlier this year.

“At first, the drinks would help her loosen up and not be so angry. But she’d inevitably drink too much and be out of it, at which point the nannies would take care of the kids.”

And multiple sources confirm Spears’ exhibitionist streak: “She’ll strip down in front of staff, nannies, whomever,” says one. “She’ll ask, ‘Do I look sexy? Do I look pretty?’ She’s extremely insecure.’

 

 

Here are some photos of Britney showing off her parenting skills in the past.

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I’m not sure what to say about this set of pictures of Jenna Jameson in a bikini at the beach. Just for the record I love Jenna and think thought she was hot as hell. I don’t know what is wrong with her now but she looks like she is going to announce some disease or sickness any day now that has turned her into this shell of the person she used to be. I really do hope she isn’t deathly sick and just has some issues and sees enough pictures of herself like this to get her on the road to getting healthy but for now I will just post this crap and we can all have a moment of silence as we look through these pictures and look forward to her return to the days of old.

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Actress Drew Barrymore shares a laugh with DJ Morningstar on Saturday at Krave nightclub next to Planet Hollywood Resort.

Music star Kelly Clarkson at Tao nightclub Saturday inside The Venetian.

Katie Rees, the former Miss Nevada USA, celebrating her 23rd birthday Sunday at Bare Pool Lounge at The Mirage she also flashes a smile Sunday as she is presented with a cake on her 23rd birthday at Light nightclub inside the Bellagio.

Actress Gabrielle Union stops for a photo Saturday at Jet nightclub inside The Mirage.

Actresses Natassia Malthe, left, and Sarah Carter at Pure nightclub Saturday inside Caesars Palace.

Model Rocio Gamez at Lucky Strikes Lanes on Saturday at the Rio.

Illusionist Criss Angel, actor Ian Ziering, world-famous deejay Tiesto and NBA standout Jermaine O’Neal (Indiana Pacers), partying Sunday at Body English nightclub (Hard Rock Hotel). “Dancing with the Stars” couple Alec Mazo and Edyta Sliwinska, celebrating their bachelor/bachelorette party weekend by having dinner with 10 friends, including “Dancing with the Stars” co-stars Kym Johnson and Regina Poryes, as well as Season One winner Kelly Monaco. The group, which also included two-time “Dancing with the Stars” champion Cheryl Burke, then headed over to Light nightclub (Bellagio) to continue its exciting weekend of partying. Blonde beauty Katie Rees, the former Miss Nevada USA, hosting her 23rd birthday party Sunday at Light nightclub (Bellagio). Among those in Rees’ party was Palms owner George Maloof . Singer Melanie Brown, better known as Scary Spice from the Spice Girls, catching the Chippendales show Friday at the Rio as she filmed an episode for a British TV show starring comedian Keith Lemon. … Also at the show, news personality Monica Jackson, of KVVU-TV (Fox 5), and three friends who are TV news anchors from other cities. Actor Willam Shatner, dining over the weekend at Stack restaurant (The Mirage). San Antonio Spurs veteran Robert Horry, partying Sunday at Light nightclub (Bellagio). “Dancing with the Stars” performers Karina Smirnoff, Kym Johnson, Edyta Sliwinska, Cheryl Burke, Kelly Monaco and Regina Poryes, partying at Heart Bar (Planet Hollywood Resort), Bare Pool Lounge (The Mirage), Playboy Club (Palms) and Moon nightclub (Palms) on Saturday and Sunday as they celebrated Sliwinska’s upcoming September marriage during her bachelorette party festivities. Singer Jimmy Osmond, shopping Saturday with his wife at Nora Blue (Mandalay Place). Osmond was in town for The Osmonds’ reunion shows. Actress Sarah Carter, lounging Sunday at Venus Pool Club (Caesars Palace). Actor Ian Ziering, partying Saturday at Body English nightclub (Hard Rock Hotel). Indiana Pacers star Jermaine O’Neal, Houston Rockets star Tracy McGrady, singer Brandy, actress Gabrielle Union, comedian Brad Garrett and former NBA standout John Starks, partying Saturday at Jet nightclub (The Mirage). Kansas City Chiefs running back Larry Johnson, singer Melanie Brown (member of the pop group Spice Girls), San Antonio Spurs veteran Robert Horry, UFC legend Ken Shamrock and mixed-martial artist Frank Trigg, partying Saturday at Pure nightclub (Caesars Palace). Former Major League Baseball slugger Jose Canseco, relaxing Saturday in a VIP cabana with a lady friend at Bare Pool Lounge (The Mirage). Playboy Playmate Kelly Monaco and “Dancing with the Stars” performer Cheryl Burke, partying Saturday at Playboy Club and Moon nightclub (Palms). Kansas City Chiefs running back Larry Johnson, actor Brendan Fehr, actor Mario Lopez, “Dancing with the Stars” dancer Karina Smirnoff, comedian Wayne Brady and San Antonio Spurs veteran Robert Horry, partying Saturday at Tao nightclub (The Venetian). Former NFL star Tiki Barber and actress Amber Smith, partying Friday at Tao nightclub (The Venetian).